twobitme
28 June 2009 @ 04:30 pm
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  • 19:49 I'm at Millennium Park (55 N. Michigan Ave, Chicago). bit.ly/QUw9c #

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twobitme
27 June 2009 @ 04:30 pm
Yes, this is how I post now:

  • 20:34 Holy crap it's Captain EO - bit.ly/5mVML #
  • 22:36 Yeah, wait until two hours after you notice a problem with the system before contacting people. My workplace is run by geniuses. #
  • 10:53 Heading to pridefest today. Getting there early to avoid some of the crowd. #50fests #
  • 11:45 I'm at Fritz Pastry (1408 W. Diversey Parkway, Soutport, Chicago). bit.ly/Kmy9E #
  • 11:48 getting a burrito (@ Los 3 Panchos in Chicago) bit.ly/IPDEw #
  • 13:30 peanut butter vegan shake (@ Chicago Diner in Chicago) bit.ly/J9xn1 #
  • 14:09 Watching the chicago spirit brigade! #50fests #
  • 14:56 picking up my Previews #
  • 14:58 I'm at Chicago Comics (3244 N. Clark St, Chicago). bit.ly/oTDcG #
  • 15:32 I'm at Aon Center (200 E Randolph St, N Columbus Dr, Chicago). bit.ly/4hrJaW #
  • 15:32 I just ousted @crosberg as the mayor of Aon Center on @foursquare! bit.ly/4hrJaW #
  • 16:20 RT @CCGamers: Reminder- (Xbox 360) Xbox Live 12 Month Gold Card Deal: $27.99 [list $49.99] Free Shipping bit.ly/By1qN #
  • 18:38 curry fries ftw #
  • 18:39 curry fries ftw! #
  • 18:40 curry fries ftw! (@ Emerald Loop in Chicago) bit.ly/16IEJ4 #
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twobitme
26 June 2009 @ 04:30 pm
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  • 20:13 RT @michaelianblack: Upset about MJ. The 13 y/o in me still loved him. The 37 y/o me wanted to see him complete his transformation. #
  • 21:08 @VoVat So true! #
  • 10:46 Strawberry muffins fresh out of the oven. Making another 6 because I had some extra berries. #
  • 17:18 I listened to @dougbenson 's I Love Movies as tribute to MJ. Latest episode was full of funny as hell MJ stories. #
  • 17:20 RT @EWAusielloFiles: ABC confirms that Lost's sixth and final season will total 18 hours, including two-hour premiere and two-hour finale. #
  • 17:22 RT @typefiend: Hot or Not? The Band Aid Rug is.gd/1eW2W (I think it's brilliant!) #
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twobitme
25 June 2009 @ 04:30 pm
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  • 20:39 Article w/ Photos about @FRITZPASTRY from today's Chicago Tribune - twitpic.com/8c2mx #
  • 20:40 @Oddriana_RutRoh I haven't. I actually didn't like the first one enough to see the sequel. The huge headache it gave me didn't help. #
  • 11:37 It's press week for @FRITZPASTRY! TimeOut Chicago just reviewed 'em! - twitpic.com/8drgv #
  • 14:00 @Jon_Wikholm Your profile photo gives you a sinister drunk date rapist vibe. #
  • 15:35 I use the actual phone part of my iPhone so little I actually have nearly 3K rollover minutes. #
  • 15:46 @superpac Makes me wish we could either sell them off or they offered a cheaper package w/ less minutes. #
  • 16:45 @KhoIdstare I just read something about the writers even agreeing it was racist, and they couldn't explain Bay's gold-crowned decisions. #
  • 16:52 I'll wait til a more reputable source than TMZ reports Jackson's death. I just have issue believing a tabloid. #
  • 16:56 @Outlulz That still doesn't mean I trust them. Their other idea of news is "Megan Fox gets a drink in LA" #
  • 16:59 @Outlulz Or at the very least, some confirmation for their story. It's only conjecture until there's something backing it up. #
  • 17:07 @nerdist Thanks for being some voice of reason and waiting until TMZ sites a source. My Twitter has exploded with people trusting TMZ. #
  • 17:51 @Outlulz Well THAT'S news! Was she bra-less? Please let her be bra-less. #
  • 18:06 I think there was about 10 seconds of "mourning" before the jokes started. #
  • 18:07 RT @Outlulz: Please death, swing your sickle upon Heidi and Spencer next. You're already out and about apparently, just make one more stop! #
  • 18:09 "I guess it doesn't matter if you're black or white; when you're dead, you're dead." - coworker. #
  • 18:51 Well, with all this death, at least the heat's being taken off Michael Bay and his racist robots. #
  • 19:08 RT @mattfraction: inevitable, i suppose, in the TMZ-era: michael jackson post-mortem photo tinyurl.com/m372oc #
  • 19:08 @infinities You're sinning in honor of Michael Jackson? And no, it was Bart. #
  • 19:21 Just so people out there know, I have cried at three celebrities passing: Phil Hartman, Chuck Jones & Jim Henson. All 3 were heroes of mine. #
  • 19:26 @infinities Goldblum is alive. It's a hoax site. #
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twobitme
24 June 2009 @ 04:30 pm
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  • 20:15 RT @cyborgturkey: "The most terrible revenge since Montezuma's." Ouch, CNN. Ouch. bit.ly/sTt9m #transformers #
  • 09:20 RT @FRITZPASTRY: We're in the Chicago Tribune today! bit.ly/hhKDC #
  • 14:04 @Fortitude1913 I'm a little disappointed he wasn't sneaking off to try and start some crazy revolution. #
  • 14:08 Walked through at least 3 or 4 different weather fronts on his way to work. Rain, heat, cool winds & humidity. #
  • 16:14 Yeah...I need a new job. #
  • 16:25 @infinities Need to find places to apply first! And it would help if I knew what I wanted to be when I grew up. #
  • 16:40 @Outlulz I don't actually work there. I'm just helping them with the PR. My *actual* job is the one I need to change. #
  • 16:55 @infinities That kind of thinking got me here in the first place! #
  • 17:35 @Oddriana_RutRoh I think you're the first person I've heard say that about the movie. #
  • 18:02 Greatest cookbook ever? The Unconstipated Gourmet - bit.ly/Aghz4 #
  • 18:05 @Oddriana_RutRoh Oh yeah...the film is not being well received. #
  • 18:20 Here's one for the "And I'm not rich why?" department - bit.ly/gR6HK (Make your own porn jokes folks) #
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twobitme
23 June 2009 @ 04:30 pm
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  • 20:09 Already saw a copy of Transformers 2 online for instant bootleg viewing. Hilarious. Can't way for Bay's next angry e-mail leak! #
  • 11:42 @Lastpirate89 Worse language and twice as annoying. #
  • 11:46 Faucet sputtering water before stopping completely. I fixed the main pipes underneath but no go. Is this a faucet problem? I ask you world! #
  • 12:03 @beaurosser How'd you do it? I'm currently addicted to the stuff myself. It makes breathing so much easier... #
  • 12:33 @scottEweinberg Hell yeah that's accurate. Both have a keen ability to get my eyes to bleed. #
  • 14:03 It's not too late to buy me a birthday gift: bit.ly/x7mA6 #
  • 14:06 There's no way in hell I'm spending 150 minutes watching a Transformers sequel this weekend. #
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twobitme
22 June 2009 @ 04:30 pm
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  • 19:50 We almost went to Taste of Randolph until we realized it was a $10 "recommended" donation entrance. Went to @flacostacos instead. #
  • 22:21 @redeyelivetweet I forgot my tag! I was drunk on tacos! Forgive me! #
  • 10:39 The Perez Hilton/Will.I.Am feud is hilarious. #
  • 10:42 The announcement of a Vegas Destination Wedding was met with "That's interesting" from K80's mom. That's code for "I hate it." #
  • 14:22 And now the sink in the kitchen isn't working. Oh what a good monday. #
  • 14:33 Someone brought their kid into work today. The kid may have to die. #
  • 14:34 @mags726 Oh yeah, we're still doing it, whether she's happy or not. She looks at all things at how it would reflect on her. #
  • 15:07 @infinities Gio's #
  • 15:23 @mags726 This kid was giving that day a bad name. He wasn't afraid to speak his mind and threaten people he didn't like. #
  • 15:26 @VoVat Definitely typical. Most pro massages I've had have all lasted at least an hour. #
  • 17:50 RT @superpac: TV and radio station think LOST plane scene is from Air France. The media is so easily fooled. bit.ly/2LmJw #
  • 18:30 @dejaandyroo I didn't know they were making Army Men games again. #
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twobitme
21 June 2009 @ 04:30 pm
Yes, this is how I post now:

  • 00:26 Beat InFamous on the good side 81%. don't think I'm finding all 350 shards. #
  • 00:28 How To Lose Friends & Alienate People is the man version of Devil Wears Prada. They both sucked. #
  • 00:29 And I may be a 1% minority, but I don't think Meghan Fox is even remotely attractive. I'll take Kirsten Dunst ant day of the week thanks. #
  • 08:20 @robertcortez I blame the media for my poor self image. #
  • 08:21 @Outlulz it adds character! #
  • 08:23 @beaurosser an interesting combo. #
  • 12:13 I for one welcome our arachnid overlords. twitpic.com/80np3 #
  • 18:56 I'm at Flacos Tacos (725 S. Dearborn St., btw Harrison & Polk, Chicago) . #
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twobitme
20 June 2009 @ 04:30 pm
Yes, this is how I post now:

  • 07:55 Fired Up was a much more enjoyable film than expected. And all the barely dressed cheerleaders was pretty nice too. #
  • 11:14 I'm at Fritz Pastry (1408 W. Diversey Parkway, Soutport, Chicago) . #
  • 12:38 Ahhh Chicago, where it goes from 50 to 90 in the blink of an eye. #
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twobitme
19 June 2009 @ 04:30 pm
Yes, this is how I post now:

  • 20:15 I have no other words for this link other than it will melt your brain. bit.ly/cTSiz #
  • 09:33 Apparently I overdid being outside yesterday. Feeling like shit with some tingling skin issues. #
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twobitme
18 June 2009 @ 04:30 pm
Yes, this is how I post now:

  • 21:11 Recommended @FRITZPASTRY to @MrTweet 'Excellent European pastry shop created by Nathaniel Meads (formally of Tru an...' cli.gs/1qaQGV #
  • 21:15 I'm wanting to write something for the blog, but I have no ideas, or reviews. #
  • 21:26 I'm getting all social media on your asses! I started a Two Bites in Suburbia Tumblr Blog - bit.ly/tY4fh #
  • 15:26 @threadless It'll be Sad Psycho for me once I get out of these annoying work clothes! #threadless - bit.ly/vwbZs #
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twobitme
17 June 2009 @ 04:30 pm
Yes, this is how I post now:

  • 20:27 @infinities ewwwwwwwwww #
  • 20:28 New restaurant review view up at TBiS! Tilted Kilt, or as I like to call it, Just Go To A Strip Club! #chicago - bit.ly/KVX38 #
  • 12:06 Ghostbusters purchased. Decided on PS3 version because I want to play it without fear of my system dying. #
  • 12:08 @salix129 What the hell are you doing to your eyes?! Be nice to them! You only have two! Or is there something we need to know? #
  • 12:15 is downloading the iPhone 3.0 update. #
  • 12:24 RT @FRITZPASTRY: awesome @redeyechicago features Fritz Pastry's macarons on page 24 in the "random acts of greatness" section #
  • 12:43 RT @geekgirldiva (via w0rdinista) "And then Buffy Staked Edward" t-shirt from @JINX - bit.ly/54v61 #
  • 14:28 I need my Bejeweled Blitz back damn it! #
  • 14:44 #helpiranelection - show support for democracy in Iran add green overlay to your Twitter avatar with 1-click - helpiranelection.com/ #
  • 15:26 @beaurosser Don't know why I didn't make the switch earlier. It's bee nice to play Infamous for hours at a time. #
  • 15:27 @mormonrage Just do pink. Pink is the new tyranny. #
  • 15:36 @mags726 I just got one of those 24 oz Monster Energy Jugs and keep refilling it. I get my 8 glasses with no problem. #
  • 15:49 @mags726 Oh yeah. I'm waking up at 4 in the morning unleashing a waterfall. It's annoying as hell. #
  • 15:58 @beaurosser I snuck in before the server crash. The new horizontal keypad may be the best addition ever. #
  • 17:27 RT @starwars: '50s Style Star Wars Poster! bit.ly/ACuLO (If only I could convince myself to spend 30 dollars on a poster) #
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twobitme
16 June 2009 @ 04:30 pm
Yes, this is how I post now:

  • 21:56 New BLOG post/recipe up! Strawberry Muffins w/ Crumb Topping! - bit.ly/FEXNB #
  • 22:00 RT @theimpulsivebuy: Comfort Wipe has been discontinued...actually, it never was really sold. bit.ly/J9w2d #
  • 15:48 @FRITZPASTRY just announced they're taking Father's Day special orders thru this Friday. Get your dad some carbs! #chicago, #fathersday #
  • 15:52 RT @Chicagoist: Looks like that (Iran) protest is in Federal Plaza today at 4:30 pm. #
  • 17:01 I need to pick up Ghostbusters. Hopefully the Mag Mile Best Buy will have some PS3 versions in stock. #
  • 17:22 @Jacob_BBY Thanks for the info! #
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twobitme
15 June 2009 @ 04:30 pm
Yes, this is how I post now:

  • 20:29 I'm at Millennium Park (55 N. Michigan Ave) . bit.ly/QUw9c #
  • 20:45 3 festivals in one day! We're so tired! Midsommerfest was by far the most enjoyable. @deliciouscafe's ribs were tasty though. #50fests #
  • 20:53 RT @deliciouscafe: text 73997 and put ribs60.... vote for vegan ribs! #
  • 20:53 @redeyelivetweet You're a machine! We only managed 3 this weekend. #50fests #
  • 20:54 RT @rifftrax: Please retweet: RiffTrax DVDs now available on NetFlix! bit.ly/l5NVr #
  • 10:31 Thanks to @fritzpastry's Nate Meads for helping me with my muffin baking issues! #
  • 13:07 RT HA! Balls! @ToplessRobot: So all you Bayformers defenders — WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK NOW twurl.nl/p0x3zk #
  • 16:08 Great to see you! bit.ly/tO6a4 #
  • 16:14 RT @threadless: Announcing THREADCAKES 2009! Read all of the sweet, tasty details.... bit.ly/ddOAE #
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twobitme
14 June 2009 @ 04:30 pm
Yes, this is how I post now:

  • 11:32 Day of fests for k80 and me; rib, Andersonville and blues. Time to see if we last. #
  • 11:35 @Oddriana_RutRoh ditto. My teeth are so screwed up and fragile that I've had 4 of them crack on me. #
  • 12:10 eating a blueberry muffin and strawberry tart (at Fritz Pastry) bit.ly/Kmy9E #
  • 12:10 I just became the mayor of Fritz Pastry on @foursquare! bit.ly/Kmy9E #
  • 14:01 I'm at Rib Fest (North Center, Lincoln/Damen/Irving, Chicago) . bit.ly/2IIjd2 #
  • 14:38 I'm at Aon Center (200 E Randolph St, N Columbus Dr, Chicago) . bit.ly/4hrJaW #
  • 14:38 I just unlocked the "Local" badge on @foursquare. Go me! bit.ly/qO3W9 #
  • 15:02 @Outlulz Yes! I saw he was in town! #
  • 15:03 @donttrythis If you need a recharge check out @fritzpastry. It's all pretty much all sugar and butter. Do the delicious science! #
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twobitme
13 June 2009 @ 04:30 pm
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  • 22:08 I'm at daley plaza (50 w washington, at dearborn, Chicago) . bit.ly/dBdXT #
  • 22:15 I'm at The Art Institute of Chicago Museum (111 South Michigan Avenue, Adams, Chicago) . bit.ly/vrmur #
  • 22:20 I'm at Aon Center (200 E Randolph St, N Columbus Dr, Chicago) . bit.ly/4hrJaW #
  • 09:19 I'm at Fritz Pastry (1408 W. Diversey Parkway, Soutport, Chicago) . bit.ly/Kmy9E #
  • 11:53 Summer jelly roll @fritzpastry! Lemon! Raspberry! Strawberry! All in one bite! twitpic.com/7amaz #
  • 13:52 @superpac It's the same thing Katie and I have been leaning towards. With a party for friends when you return. #
  • 17:15 @superpac Family is exactly the same reason we haven't announced the same thing yet. #
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twobitme
12 June 2009 @ 04:30 pm
Yes, this is how I post now:

  • 21:00 New from KFC the Sausage Gravy Chicken Shake! Real bits of chicken mixed into a gravy "milk" shake with a giant hole straw for slurping! #
  • 21:03 Unthink THAT drink world! #
  • 09:53 RT @redeyechicago: Are you telling me you built a wedding cake that has a DeLorean in it? Whoa, Doc. Whoa, this is heavy. ow.ly/dzoi #
  • 10:14 Bills paid. It was nice to know you paycheck! #
  • 14:36 is checking out wikimetro.org #chicago #
  • 14:55 Sorry about the random tweets. It looks like I clicked the wrong button on my blog feeder. #
  • 15:17 Any one else in #Chicago or otherwise using @foursquare ? Let's friend it up! bit.ly/j0Hss #
  • 15:21 @mags726 Yeah, I deleted all those. Stupid new site I was checking out had an itchy trigger finger. #
  • 16:46 Shazam has come through yet again. It makes guessing the music in a commercial so much easier. #
  • 16:46 @infinities Do they only play one Radiohead song on repeat? That would drive me insane! Insane I say! #
  • 16:51 RT @The_AV_Club: Film: Contest: Hey Chicago, win passes to a preview screening of Public Enemies tinyurl.com/mmtkxl #
  • 18:28 @kitschn Thanks for the #followfriday rec! #
  • 19:02 Advice from Auto Tuned Senior Citizens - bit.ly/hLdYx #
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twobitme
11 June 2009 @ 04:30 pm
Yes, this is how I post now:

  • 10:06 RT @squarespace is giving away FREE brand new 3GS iPhones! 30 iPhones in 30 days! twurl.nl/87llfi #squarespace #
  • 10:06 @FRITZPASTRY Orange? Tasty! #
  • 14:30 It may be pouring outside, but I still went to the farmers market! Cashew bark and strawberries FTW! #
  • 14:35 @Suntimes Well she's just making the rest of us with MS look lazy! #
  • 18:26 Hammertime! bit.ly/MgZHn #
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twobitme
10 June 2009 @ 04:30 pm
Yes, this is how I post now:

  • 11:02 Listening to: The Decemberists - Annan Water bit.ly/15I17u #
  • 11:07 More @FRITZPASTRY press: bit.ly/AMLrO #
  • 12:29 Listening to: Fatboy Slim - Brimful Of Asha (Cornershop FBS Remix) bit.ly/80GDI #
  • 13:59 Stopped at the Taste of Chicago Preview. The lines reminded me why I hate the real Taste of Chicago. I left quickly. #chicago. #
  • 14:20 @yelpchicago Ribfest details! bit.ly/rqz0h (hooray @deliciouscafe for making a vegan option) #
  • 14:21 @deliciouscafe I'm making sure we stop by. I'm always up for seitan ribs! #
  • 15:13 Between the two of us, I think Katie and I are up to 26 free tickets for the Lakeshore Theater. #
  • 15:48 @foodbiztweet 100 bucks?! That shirt better come with a lifetime supply of gum! #
  • 17:13 I think there's officially more wrestlers at Wizard World Chicago this year than comic creators. #wizardworldchicago #
  • 17:22 Feel better about yourself. Watch these fan reactions to Twilight: New Moon and never feel bad again: bit.ly/s4Opd #
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twobitme
09 June 2009 @ 04:30 pm
Yes, this is how I post now:

  • 19:53 RT @robertcortez: If I were a Terminator, I'd go back in time and take out the motherfucker that came up with the phrase "epic fail". #
  • 19:55 Anyone who's watching that "I'm A Celebrity" show can never complain about a quality show getting canceled again. You're the causing this! #
  • 10:41 Spinach Feta Pie just came out of the oven. Dinner tonight will be quite good methinks. #
  • 10:55 @CCGamers Looks like the deal has died. Amazon doesn't even have a purchase button on the page right now. #
  • 11:38 With food prepared, it's time to do some webpage updating. Cooking is so much more exciting. #
  • 12:28 Web updates done, PR News Blast written, all while listening to the new Art Brut. All that's left is to get ready for my actual job now. #
  • 12:31 Listening to: Art Brut - The Replacements bit.ly/PkOU1 #
  • 14:04 In solidarity with my friend/co-worker Chris, I joined him in throwing out my back this afternoon. Not quite sure how, but so much pain! #
  • 14:13 @Bottled_Anarchy Nope, because I'm stuck at work until 10. #
  • 15:43 My soon to be cousin has "4 broken bones in my lower back, and i fractured my sacrum pretty good." Apparently his horse fell on him. #
  • 15:48 Jon Voight would like you to know Obama is a "false prophet" - bit.ly/Ehf7k #
  • 15:53 @robhuebel You CAN'T push them over! The Segways create the ultimate balance. They're like weebol wobbles. #
  • 16:01 Also need to publicly thank @salix129. She's getting me into WizardWorld Chicago free this year. #
  • 16:02 @levitynyc @superpac At today's prices? My parents can buy me all the video games they want! #
  • 16:11 RT @bonniegrrl: Bacon Keds Slip-ons! bit.ly/1ax88l #bacon #
  • 16:23 @salix129 Hells yeah! #
  • 16:24 RT @EWAusielloFiles: It's official: Futurama returns! bit.ly/G4aAV #
  • 16:43 New BLOG post @ TBIS - Spinach, Rice & Feta Pie Recipe - bit.ly/Ntpvh #
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