twobitme
24 December 2009 @ 06:30 pm
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  • 20:02 @superpac Good luck, because it is effed up here right now! #
  • 00:07 Introduced @infinities to the madness that is second shift tonight. The curtain has been drawn. #
  • 09:26 RT @ColonelTribune: One of the most wonderful, and completely inappropriate, snowmen I have ever seen. (SFW) - bit.ly/5d1aHG #
  • 11:52 Cranberry BBQ Pulled Pork in the slow cooker. My last Christmas recipe calls for conquering some butternut squash. #
  • 12:41 @levitynyc I'm about 250. The bonus to all that baking is I have very little interest in eating the results. #
  • 12:49 @Outlulz Yeah, that's pretty much the situation here. I'm giving trays of them away to everyone. #
  • 13:24 I'm at fannie may (343 N michigan ave, Michigan & Wacker, Chicago). 4sq.com/5i2msJ #
  • 13:39 I'm at Chipotle, Michigan Ave. (316 N Michigan Ave, E S Water St., Chicago). 4sq.com/5RCg2t #
  • 14:35 I'm at LaSalle Metra Station (141 W Van Buren St, S LaSalle St, Chicago). 4sq.com/7cltZr #
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twobitme
23 December 2009 @ 06:30 pm
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  • 19:43 Aghhhhhh. Today's worse than yesterday! #
  • 13:41 19 dozen cookies made. Ranging from chai shortbread to s'mores to hot cocoa. 3 cookie trays made as well. I'm done with sugar for a bit. #
  • 13:51 Jeezus my back hurts. #
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twobitme
22 December 2009 @ 06:30 pm
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  • 21:05 Please send help. I'm being buried in work. #
  • 21:10 RT @ChiBeardPapa: Grand Opening Tue 12PM! Twitter only special: Free Beard Papa keychain if you RT this msg! w/ any prchse, while supls last #
  • 21:29 @infinities Thank you. You shall get cookies on Wednesday. If I ever get to leave to bake them. #
  • 21:43 @infinities I think there's a Joey here for you! #
  • 21:48 @infinities Sorry, I had to one last time. I could also use a hug however. Or a back rub. #
  • 21:51 @infinities Yeah it is! These chairs SUCK. I'm already on my darvocet/soma cocktail. #
  • 21:54 @infinities My doctors rule. They only want to see me once a year, and they don't mind giving me pills. #
  • 22:39 @infinities Off hand, I don't think so. Pretty much everything I've made requires plenty of sugar and butter. #
  • 12:45 For those keeping track, I have made a total of 15 dozen cookies, with at least another 3 to go. #
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twobitme
21 December 2009 @ 06:30 pm
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  • 09:39 @beaurosser You've obviously never tried butter eggs! Delicious! Salmonella-ee #
  • 10:11 Against my better judgements, I just bought some Muse tickets. Most expensive tickets I've bought in the last 3 years probably. #
  • 11:30 @dejaandyroo Too rich for mine too. I don't know what made me decide to plunk down the cash to be honest. #
  • 11:53 8 dozen cookies baked. Still have 3 doughs left. I have made WAY too many cookies. #
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twobitme
20 December 2009 @ 06:30 pm
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  • 13:48 I leave the internet for an hour and Brittany Murphy dies? WTF?! #
  • 13:51 @infinities I heard you had some uncomfortable moments at the party last night? Lucky! #
  • 13:54 @infinities See, and you thought he was afraid of you. I'm a little upset I missed the craziness, to be honest. #
  • 14:21 @infinities Oh the stories I've heard from Bill Mitchell's past. #
  • 17:02 Just went through a pound of butter and nearly a dozen eggs. Oh Chrsitmas #
  • 17:46 @Outlulz I don't normally go this crazy, but the Xmas cooking spirit won over. 4 types of cookie dough with one left. #
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twobitme
19 December 2009 @ 06:30 pm
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  • 20:57 We decided at work since Jesus was resurrected, that his dying for our sins resulted in a mulligan. #
  • 12:59 I'm at Chipotle @ Grand & State (6 W Grand Ave, Grand Ave @ State St, Chicago). 4sq.com/6btr9I #
  • 13:50 Think I just spent 80-something bucks on Christmas cooking supplies. #
  • 14:11 A friend on Facebook said that Avatar reminded her a little too much of Ferngully. Is there a Robin William's voiced bat in this one too? #
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twobitme
18 December 2009 @ 06:30 pm
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  • 11:43 Ad Week's 30 freakiest ads of 2009 - bit.ly/92r9EE #
  • 12:27 Going through my recipes to make some cookies over the weekend. The greatest hits return! #
  • 12:50 @sabrina1116 I'm contemplating it, but that's a LOT of peanut butter to buy. #
  • 12:52 Not good news for either show. Too bad. RT @thefutoncritic ABC to double run SCRUBS & TED for month of January (completing 13-episode runs) #
  • 12:53 @amazongames Booooooooo. Bad pun! #
  • 14:47 @sabrina1116 Meh. I've never understood the hype. #
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twobitme
17 December 2009 @ 06:30 pm
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twobitme
16 December 2009 @ 06:30 pm
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  • 00:47 The best part of 2009 lists? Other people spent the year finding the best new music for me. #
  • 15:49 @p1podcast What did Phil think of Twilight New Moon, since he mentioned going to see it. Was he lost in Taylor Lautners nipples? #
  • 16:32 Spin.com's 20 top videos of '09. I take issue with many of these, but #5 is just bad on every level - bit.ly/7s4GkJ #
  • 16:33 @Templesmith Crotches, guns and tentacles? That sounds like my typical Christmas, too. #
  • 16:37 @scottEweinberg I cannot take Avatar seriously because of the use of the word unobtainium. I just expect more imagination from Cameron. #
  • 16:45 @indy_aka_rex Dude, ruuuuuuuuuuuude #
  • 16:53 @indy_aka_rex Yes, but @simonpegg is a busy guy! Maybe he's still catching up. #
  • 17:03 @indy_aka_rex Didn't you see Star Trek? He was on an ice planet! #
  • 17:07 @indy_aka_rex touche! #
  • 17:21 @robertcortez The ENTIRE future? #
  • 18:11 My boss just offered my an octopus flavored corn chip, and I accepted. This was the worst decision I've made this week. #
  • 18:30 @robertcortez I think it was the low quality corn chip taste mixed with the WORST AFTERTASTE EVER. #
  • 18:52 Iron Man 2 trailer! bit.ly/4pgs5I #
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twobitme
15 December 2009 @ 06:30 pm
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  • 11:29 @robertcortez I'm real, but I still have some great Britney pics for you! Ultra sexy 100% #
  • 15:32 In and out within 5 minutes for my H1N1 vaccine at Walgreens. I'm glad I'm adverse to needles enough that I didn't wait three hours in line #
  • 15:49 Nic Cage shooting his daughter in Kick-Ass - bit.ly/8MY3SG #
  • 16:15 @beaurosser I loved the first couple issues, before I decided to wait for the trade. And that first trailer was just brilliant. #
  • 16:36 I invited my family to our place for XMas, but I was asked what our "menu" would be first because my sister is a picky eater. #
  • 17:02 @Outlulz Actually, I offered to make them some BBQ pulled pork or roasted chicken. Because I am an awesome vegetarian dinner host. #
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twobitme
14 December 2009 @ 06:30 pm
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  • 11:50 @ChiBeardPapa You better be! I walk by there every day and just look longingly into your windows. #
  • 11:56 Spending 90 minutes to pay bills and organize funds is not a fun way to spend the morning. #
  • 12:14 @RebeccaDenison Chi Town Pizzeria is in the Millennium Station, AND you can get there by PedWay. I love their stuff. #
  • 12:42 @RebeccaDenison From the Aon center? Take the pedway through the prudential building and that connects right to the train station. #
  • 12:43 @RebeccaDenison Here's a map for you bit.ly/ZzfI4 #
  • 14:56 For our first Christmas movie & pizza evening of the season, I showed @kasian Die Hard for the first time. Forgot how awesome that film is. #
  • 17:04 @infinities Do you usually run screaming through the aisles while trashing the place? #
  • 17:47 @infinities I'm like that at Trader Joe's. Well, I used to be until I became incredibly cheap. #
  • 17:48 @Kirbutashi Yeah, they really painted themselves into a blood-soaked corner with that ending. #
  • 17:53 @beaurosser @Kirbutashi It's not our fault you don't know Dexter killed Deb and ate Rita's children. #
  • 17:57 @infinities That is both true, and sad. It's more like Whole PAYCHECK! knowwhati'mtalkingboutfolks? #
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twobitme
13 December 2009 @ 06:30 pm
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  • 21:13 Turtles Forever was far more awesome than it had any right to be. #
  • 23:25 The People Of Wal-Mart. Disturbing - bit.ly/2J6UFI #
  • 18:21 @indy_aka_rex Grinding is why I gave up on RPGs in general. Just a huge waste of time. #
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twobitme
12 December 2009 @ 06:30 pm
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twobitme
11 December 2009 @ 06:30 pm
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  • 08:05 RT @superpac: RT @MuppetNewsflash: Watch the Muppets' NEW holiday video "Ringing of the Bells" on @YouTube -- bit.ly/4szWPi #

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twobitme
10 December 2009 @ 06:30 pm
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  • 22:14 I'm at Washington/Wells CTA (100 N Wells St, at Washington St, Chicago). 4sq.com/2fvrgx #

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twobitme
09 December 2009 @ 06:30 pm
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  • 19:33 @infinities I highly doubt we'll be going. Maybe I can scalp my free tickets? #
  • 20:02 Stay classy MTV! RT @TheLiveFeed: MTV's 'Jersey Shore' sheds ads, gains protests (includes Best Gif Ever) bit.ly/6mQjSE #
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twobitme
08 December 2009 @ 06:30 pm
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  • 19:55 @infinities Yeah. They're known for that. I've "won" tickets to 3 or 4 different shows now. Katie's won twice. #
  • 19:59 @infinities At one point, maybe. For a while they were giving away 10 tickets to ANY of their shows. But now it's to that show only. #
  • 20:00 @infinities And I don't know enough people into standup to get them to help fill 10 seats for their low-sale shows. #
  • 11:36 RT @TheLiveFeed: 'Mystery Science Theater 3000' makes Hulu debut (Video) bit.ly/82hv5d #
  • 11:47 It sounds as if my office has reached end of days. I'm not looking forward to going in. #
  • 12:57 RT @FRITZPASTRY: We made Time Out Chicago's list again! Our bostock is one of their 100 best desserts of 2009! fb.me/3yeV7On #
  • 17:42 Lou Malnati's just does not make a very good tasting pizza. How is this known as Chicago's "best" again? #
  • 17:45 Ugh. And the slice of spinach deep dish I picked up actually had water dripping off it. That's just gross. #
  • 17:56 I appreciate my bosses trying to raise spirits when the place goes fubar, but I think that last slice turned me off pizza for a while. #
  • 18:25 @infinities *I* just won 10 free tickets to Tig Notaro too! #
  • 18:51 @superpac @beaurosser Quit talking about my drippy pizza as if I'm not in the room! #
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twobitme
07 December 2009 @ 06:30 pm
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  • 20:57 I'm just happy my body waited until the end of the weekend to get sick. #
  • 21:00 On, the plus, lazy anniversary day was excellent and Hearty has some delicious food. #
  • 12:25 My brain feels like it's wrapped in cotton while being stuck in a vice. Not a great feeling. #
  • 15:42 @VoVat He'll be at home around all that snow. #
  • 17:16 Micmacs trailer - The new movie from Jean-Pierre Jeunet - bit.ly/6T5Bbb #
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twobitme
06 December 2009 @ 06:30 pm
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  • 20:13 I didn't think The Office could get dumber, but apparently I was wrong. #
  • 11:56 I'm at Flat Top Grill (Loop) (30 S. Wabash, Chicago). bit.ly/BJzVy #
  • 12:28 I'm at Borders - State St. (150 N. State St., at Randolph, Chicago). bit.ly/1z3iSd #
  • 18:26 I'm at Hearty (3819 N Broadway, btw Grace and Sheridan, Chicago). bit.ly/5pArjl #
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twobitme
05 December 2009 @ 06:30 pm
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  • 19:49 @infinities We think Joey is secretly the Professional. #
  • 20:01 @infinities Butterfly knives, brass knuckles, skittishness when Bob pranks him about it being the cops. It all adds up. #
  • 20:05 @infinities We believe he's just scared of girls. #
  • 00:56 @VoVat Hollywood's calling for you my friend! #
  • 00:59 2 hours late, but I finally made it home. Left 5 minutes before midnight, too! #
  • 15:27 @DougBenson It's actually referred to as K3 because of the Krazy Klueless Kladies #
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